Twit-For-Brains

A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts

He forgot how to speak clearly - he has "twit-for-brains".

by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009

brain fork

Quick change of mind

Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...

by Merg1 March 18, 2017

Sweater Brains

What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.

Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!

by JMcDon June 9, 2011

Hamsta Brain

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011

Big brain

We don’t have a definition to this word yet.
The scientists (the big brain people) are still working on it .

Pewdiepie has big brain.
Bro armies have big brains.

by I’m hungry August 28, 2019

Slut-Brain

The ability to shut or block off the part of the psyche that is responsible for developing emotional intimacy and connection during sex, rendering intercourse a pointless pleasuring event with no real "magic".

You don't need to actually like someone to sleep with them, it's all about physical gratification when ya got slut-brain.

by Tam O September 5, 2016

Brain Soup

A human being, more technically a high level competitive athlete or military veteran, that has suffered multiple brain injuries from repeated blows to the head, affected with or exhibiting TES (traumatic encephalopathy syndrome; diagnosis in a living person) Vs CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy; postmortem diagnosis.) Quite literally the action of one’s brain dying prematurely as a result of his taking so many blows to the head.

Johnny has brain soup, he has come to this restaurant five days a week for the past decade, yet he asks me where the restroom is every single time he comes here.

by Cugino_di_Carmine December 3, 2021