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the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012
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humans

dangerous divs that don’t know how to think before they say and do shit
what are humans ??
dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
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Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.
When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.
by DylanDogg December 10, 2017
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I, ANgel JOsE RObles Arisesisa Aresesia THe Best Lyricist In Human History Records By ANgel JOse RObles, I
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Lil human

A little human (kinda like a elf) watching over you when you sleep.

Origins from the cold north of the world.
by Sir Nicholas den tykke March 25, 2022
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human guinea pig

Tim Ferriss
Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.
by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016
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Human

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017
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