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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

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Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

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K. Drizz Gonzalez

Midwestern slang word for a bully of Mexican heritage. Mostly used in central Illinois, northwestern Indiana, and some parts of Idaho

Big dude on campus: Dude, there’s a bunch of K. Drizz Gonzalezes around downtown Mazon. Watch out.

Underweight man of short stature: Thanks for the info, I’ll take another way through town!

by JarCorn (The First of Many) February 20, 2021

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St. Aloysius Gonzaga

Ah shitty ass boring school in Mississauga. The kids that go there are either a nerds or they are wannabe Toronto mans. The only good thing abt this school is that it’s next to Erin mills and it’s a dead mall.

St. Aloysius Gonzaga is shit

by anonymous December 13, 2022

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Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023

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