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Golden Snail 

Vaginal thrush is a common infection caused by an overgrowth of Candida albicans yeast. This yeast lives naturally in the bowel and in small numbers in the vagina. It is mostly harmless, but symptoms can develop if yeast numbers increase. About 75 per cent of women will have vaginal thrush in their lifetime.

Symptoms you may experience if you develop vaginal thrush include:
Vaginal discomfort – itching or burning
A thick, white discharge with a ‘cottage cheese’ appearance and yeasty smell
Redness or swelling of the vagina or vulva
Stinging or burning while urinating or during sex
Splits in the genital skin.
"I was going down on this chick and she had Golden Snail, I nearly threw up".
Golden Snail by el capitán galante December 13, 2012
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Golden Threesome 

The third time a person has sex with two people at one time. That is, the third threesome. Analogous to golden birthday.

Any kind of threesome counts. Three girls, three guys, two girls and a guy, or two guys and a girl.
First, Dick slept with Jane and Sally. Then Dick slept with Jane and Tommy. Then, for his golden threesome, Dick slept with Angela and Tammy, successfully completing his golden threesome.

It may be many years before Dick pulls off a golden foursome.
Golden Threesome by itsyallyall December 16, 2012

Golden Waterfall 

A woman sits on the toilet with her legs spread. A man stands in front of her. They both pee in the toilet simultaneously thus creating a Golden Waterfall.
Last night my girlfriend and I made a Golden Waterfall!

Golden diamond 

When Two Girls Share A Toilet While Peeing. One Girl Sits On The Toilet While The Other Girls Sits On Top Facing The Back Of The Toilet. There Legs Make A Diamond Shape.
Hey I Need To Pee Too. Scoot Back A Bit And We Can Just Golden Diamond It.
Golden diamond by LaReaT July 8, 2014

Golden Scissoring 

The sexual act in which two women show affection by pressing vaginas against one another's, with legs apart (also known as "scissoring") during which one or both individuals urinate.
Jane: "I want to scissor"
Penelope: "I need to pee"
Jane: "Por que no los dos?"
Penelope: "Golden scissoring time!"

golden spatula 

To piss on one's tongue before dragging it thru their ass
My ass itches will you give me a golden spatula?

Golden Girl Digger

Someone who picks up old people to form a relationship so they will be lent money or left in the will. Golden Girl Diggers take little old ladies on walks, brings them grociers, drops in for afternoon visits, etc with no other reason but to collect in 1 - 5 years. Golden Girl Diggers bring utter shock to families, and lawsuits often follow shortly after the victim passes away.
Being a Golden Girl Digger that she is, Paula only volunteers at the local nursery home in hopes to score an old lady that will finance her a new house.
Golden Girl Digger by OBV August 30, 2015