Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

Finger slippage

to feel someone up or or engage in foreplay with the hands.

"I totally got my finger slippage on with that girl last night in the club"

Jon: "How'd that date go last night?"
Jeff: "Pretty good, we didn't bang, but I got some finger slippage in."

by dontgiveashittt January 3, 2011

Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009

tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.

Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"

by fuaXz May 19, 2016

finger magic

A more discreet term for fingering. Often said using a gesture of wiggling one’s fingers upwards.

“So what happened when you hung out with him last night at the beach?”

“Let’s just say there was some finger magic on the beach...”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Kelty finger

A STD created by a dirty ass bitch named kelty who sucks on her fingers after enduring days of rough unprotected sweaty sex.

That musty bitch got that kelty finger

by Thiccassbutt February 24, 2021

Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.

Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.

by corporate crayola August 2, 2019