when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
by Attcus July 7, 2012
Get the shit rag drunkmug. The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
by MommySussyBAKAKAKKAKAMAKAKAah_ June 8, 2021
Get the angy drunk manmug. An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles behavior frequently associated with the western stereotype of eastern oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023
Get the Drunk Oligarch Syndromemug. A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.
To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.
by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023
Get the wet brain drunkmug. Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010
Get the Cookie Monster Drunkmug. by cheztay January 7, 2018
Get the drunk tunnel visionmug. The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.
Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”
Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
by Larmonaid October 2, 2019
Get the Second hand drunkmug.