drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.

I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.

by cheztay January 7, 2018

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010

angy drunk man

A sussy baka whos drunk asf and want more wives than Bartholomew and loves seggs

The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after

by MommySussyBAKAKAKKAKAMAKAKAah_ June 8, 2021

10 o'clock drunk

A state of inebriation that should only occur at 10 p.m. or later.

Brandon was 10 o'clock drunk at 8 p.m. on Valentine's day.

by craftyhooker April 20, 2012

Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.

Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”

by Larmonaid October 2, 2019

Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.

Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!

by Jonnywanglinden January 16, 2021

Naked drunk beti

When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.

Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.

by Specialmememaster January 7, 2019