Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps

Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?

by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017

clam burp

Farts that come from the snatch. Often occurs during a forward thrust of the meat sickle. Many times odorless but can take on a foul stench if coming from an already pungent hole.

I was boning Sara last night and she let out a nasty clam burp.

by Wcmst4 June 3, 2018

Clam Sander

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

by M010LAVA October 16, 2021

clam kisser

Another word for a lesbian. Basically the lesbian version of being a pickle puffer

Those two girls kissing under the tree are likely clam kissers

by M.L.K.K.K April 21, 2017

Clam Slam

The female version of a teabag.

Bro, I was playing Halo and I got completely wrecked by a chick. She clam slammed my dead body so hard.

by Dilwog August 10, 2016

Dirty Clam

White Claw with a shot of tequila.

Last night Dominica got trashed drinking Dirty Clams.

by TheRecipe144 December 28, 2024

Clam Stamp

When you get done sunning that vertical slit, you kiss someone with that clam with that lipstick protection.

Clam stamp is when your lady gets up and kisses you on that neck with her lipsticked clam.

by Give me liberty or Givemefist August 17, 2025