Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.
Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.
by Chunk762 September 22, 2023
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canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish
I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night
by Samoan whale October 24, 2017
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canadian idiot dude

Bruuuuuuh, dis dude is a Canadian Idiot Dude.
by DaBlacky February 01, 2018
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Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
by Slicenic July 25, 2021
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canadian roommates

Two men sharing a room and woman.

e.g. Eskimo Brothers
Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates
by Lannin September 17, 2020
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Canadian brothers

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.
I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
by Road boredom August 19, 2018
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Canadian roulette

In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner
Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?
by Clucker9000 May 08, 2022
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