when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.
by true north thug April 17, 2024
Get the canadian shoelacemug. The act of giving your ol’ lady a creampie & performing fellatio on her. Afterwards you spit your own nut back in her mouth.
by Macman1 April 10, 2021
Get the Canadian Demon’dmug. A guy who can't get girls, doesn't matter how hard he tries, he just can't. His looks are like 10/100, but he has the best personality out there, if you are in love with this guy, he will take care of you, no matter how hard it is. He can be very short, or have bad haircut a.t.c.. He is a virgin for a fukin long time.
Did you hear what happened?
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian
by Thatonealoneguy December 12, 2022
Get the Canadianmug. When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot
I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job
by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022
Get the Canadian Hymenmug. by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
Get the canadian tennismug. by jamesthebird12 December 31, 2022
Get the Canadian Cowgirlmug. The act of inserting a double sided dilo Fully into your anus then then sitting on your partner's ass. Anus to anus and forcibly pushing it into theirs.
Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.
by J0hn wick May 20, 2022
Get the Canadian tunnel diggermug.