Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

Canadian Masturbation

Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"

by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024

French Canadian Girl

: rare

: beautiful girls

: cute jeans and cute pussy

- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian Clockwise

It's just like clockwise, but it's Canadian; as shown on a Canadian clock

Let's rotate Canadian clockwise this time!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!

by Jaraxin June 15, 2025

Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it

wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?

by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025