A prank phone call where the prankster gets a jar of Crisco and inserts his penis into it. He then holds the phone up to it so the person on the other end hears the phfffk noise made. Often used to pick up on hot bitches.
Phone: Ring Ring Ring
Prankee: Hello
Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk
Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time?
Prankster: Hell Yeah
Prankee: Hello
Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk
Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time?
Prankster: Hell Yeah
by DirtyD June 18, 2004
A bomb ass podcast where Alex and Sophia do the lords work, telling men how to eat pussy and not expect anything, and where women are instructed to “ride it like an equestrian” a truly iconic podcast that everyone needs to listen to and not be little bitch boys babyyyyyy
by Ridingitlikeandequestrian March 21, 2019
The most unrealistic, "realuistic shooter".The game consists of soldiers running around throwing grenades any direction they please and pretending to aim when killing enemys. Players will stop playing games that take some SKILL to play this game because, while they suck at games like halo any person who just picks up the games and plays online for the first time can get 20 plus kills in a team deathmatch game if u just pretend to aim your gun and grenades and then proceed to brag about how badass they are. almost 90% of people will not have mics to comunicate some stratagy with their teamates this is mainly because no stratagy is required to play.
Educated gamer: Hey why did you stop playing Halo.
COD fag: because Halo sucks and i'm so much better at COD 4.
Educated gamer: So just because you are bad at halo that must mean it sucks?
COD 4: ya the sheild is so stupid and its so hard to get headshots all the time. And in real life soliders aim for the body not the head cuz its bigger.
Educated gamer: So you perfeer to play a game like cod so u can get 20 kills in a match and feel like a badass while in halo you would get like 1 killl every 5 or 10. the reason you suck at halo is because you dont comunicate with teamates and use stratgey. instead you will just run out and get raped by everyone you see. and you complain about the amount of shots u need to kill someone but you have no idea that you only need 3 shots to the head to kill someone with the battle rifle. You wouldn't know that because you never bother to use any skill and shoot people in the head.
Cod fag: (now crying and desperate for a shitty aregument) but Cods more realistic and has better maps.
Educated gamer: the whole point of videogames is not to be realistic, but they are soposed to be fun and be competitive at the same time. Cod 4 is no fun because it takes no skill at all to play. And the maps are so small that they you can throw random nades in the air and get up to 6 kills from 1 or 3 nades. Also you can tell the developers took no time to make the multiplayer maps because you can find every single on in the campaign mode. so when you pay for the multiplayer maps you are paying someone to press copy and paste.
Cod fag: Shut up you play Halo and Gears.
Educated gamer: Whatever Call Of Duty 4 sucks.
COD fag: because Halo sucks and i'm so much better at COD 4.
Educated gamer: So just because you are bad at halo that must mean it sucks?
COD 4: ya the sheild is so stupid and its so hard to get headshots all the time. And in real life soliders aim for the body not the head cuz its bigger.
Educated gamer: So you perfeer to play a game like cod so u can get 20 kills in a match and feel like a badass while in halo you would get like 1 killl every 5 or 10. the reason you suck at halo is because you dont comunicate with teamates and use stratgey. instead you will just run out and get raped by everyone you see. and you complain about the amount of shots u need to kill someone but you have no idea that you only need 3 shots to the head to kill someone with the battle rifle. You wouldn't know that because you never bother to use any skill and shoot people in the head.
Cod fag: (now crying and desperate for a shitty aregument) but Cods more realistic and has better maps.
Educated gamer: the whole point of videogames is not to be realistic, but they are soposed to be fun and be competitive at the same time. Cod 4 is no fun because it takes no skill at all to play. And the maps are so small that they you can throw random nades in the air and get up to 6 kills from 1 or 3 nades. Also you can tell the developers took no time to make the multiplayer maps because you can find every single on in the campaign mode. so when you pay for the multiplayer maps you are paying someone to press copy and paste.
Cod fag: Shut up you play Halo and Gears.
Educated gamer: Whatever Call Of Duty 4 sucks.
by Lol rofl March 26, 2009
To call dibs on your seat while you go take a dump or get some grub so that no thieving ass steals your seat. Has to be accompanied by touching something black and calling a buddy's attention to that fact.
by Brewer C. April 24, 2006
Ahhh... What can I say about the ole ACC? This is a company of management who are more interested in making it appear they are getting the job done, but just want to talk about how to make things better. They claim the employees are their most important resource and yet continue to treat them like and pay them crap. Managements' biggest fear?... Change. Although it is never heard, they leave the impression their motto is "Maintain the status quo."
If you decide to work there, good luck. If you already do work there... I am so sorry for you. What ever you do, make sure you keep your initiative and ideas in check, because it will only make you look bad. And for God's sake, don't try to look after the employees as that is frowned upon.
If you decide to work there, good luck. If you already do work there... I am so sorry for you. What ever you do, make sure you keep your initiative and ideas in check, because it will only make you look bad. And for God's sake, don't try to look after the employees as that is frowned upon.
The management at Atlantic Call Centres have perfectly good legs. They just haven't been taught how to use them.
by Towdah July 27, 2007
by Cunt_slayer420 March 20, 2020
His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."
by misssuzieq4280 December 02, 2021