chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.

"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."

by Altman be praised August 26, 2014

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018

You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle

Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”

by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025

Chode

If you look at Tyler Herrera than you will know. Very short and fat, kinda looks like a pancake.

Ty Ty has a Chode, and he is a chode

by Libila May 7, 2024

Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.

My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!

by chodiebrodie January 16, 2023

Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Chode

Picture of your dickure

Snapshot of your fat cock

Portrait mode of your rockin chode

Maury the Hormone Monster - 2019

Chode

by Her aulll October 9, 2019