Canadian Hippo

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

White Canadian

(Drink) - A White Canadian is a cocktail made with MD 20/20, Mad Dog, and Whole Milk served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Often goldfish will be used as an alternative to milk.

Yommy slammed 6 White Canadians before going out to drink Long Islands with the other dawgs.

by SmellyMell December 15, 2016

Canadian songster

A term applied to a particular group of males from Canada, a British outpost in the extreme north of the United States. They are allegedly musicians with a huge fan following. Notable examples are you tuber gone bad, Justin Bieber and crooner (who needs to go bad-boy) Michael Bublè.

Why have you covered your walls with half-naked posters of a Canadian Songster?

by leibovits November 17, 2013

Canadian roulette

In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner

Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?

by Clucker9000 May 8, 2022

Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.

That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Canadian buttsex

Using animal fat for Anal lube.

Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!

by anonymous October 13, 2020