The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017
by 343connor January 07, 2025
by enridr November 15, 2022
When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
by Noahator April 15, 2020
When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
by simpmanager May 28, 2022
Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
by phatflyguy December 19, 2013
A Canadian visual is a pre-gettingfrisky inspection of your get down buddy's parts. Just a quick look over to make sure things are acceptable.
Shaun gave her a quick Canadian visual to make sure he wasn't getting more than he bargained for. Crabs are becoming ever more common 'round these parts.
by Crowfucker August 21, 2017