Buddy Troll

Buddy troll =

Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.

This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.

And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.

Friend: "You know Josh is a buddy troll right? He is only talking to you because you do stupid shit like build Lego dicks and ask random girls out, and he thinks thats funny."

Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"

by Rejektitp0nk April 24, 2024

non bloody buddy

When you plan on a bloody Mary trip and your BFF and her man skip out on it.....

Hey Jessika I know we told you we would head over for brunch. However this weekend we are going to pass you up and going to be your non bloody buddy. See ya

by Non bloody buddy April 30, 2023

slime buddy

someone who you send slime videos to!!! can be a completely random person or the pizza hut number on your boyfriends phone🤷 ♂️

A: "did you make up a random definition on urban dictionary just so you can ask people to be your slime buddy??"
B: "Well .."

by beebweeb September 17, 2022

seed buddy

The person with whom you jack it on a cracker with. Or the person your comfortable wanking it while they are asleep next to you, you sick pervert.

Yeah Johnny over there, he doesn’t know it but he’s my seed buddy.

Hey dude wanna be seed buddies?

by Bowiejay November 14, 2017

Bubble buddy

Blowing a big bubble into the anus and receiving a whiff on return

I like to bubble buddy her aunt

by Retrov1bez January 21, 2022

Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.

We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.

by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022

Dinner Buddy

Someone you enjoy attending meals or events with whom you're not officially dating. There may or may not be interest, but the emphasis is on enjoying one another's company without the pursuit of a relationship or copulation. Though, both are completely acceptable.

We are not in a relationship, he's my dinner buddy. We try a new restaurant every month. We only bone if we get super drunk.

by Leotorpedo July 17, 2022