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Alaskan Pipestomp

A mixture between a Alaskan Pipeline and a Waffle Stomp, in which you poop in a condom, freeze it, use it as a dildo, then stomp it all down the drain.
Jimmy: "My drain is still clogged from the Alaskan Pipestomp we did last night."

Joey: "Do another Alaskan Pipestomp to clear it."
by Our_Lord_Gary October 31, 2025
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Alaskan bidet

The act of putting an ice cube up your ass to clean your ass after pooping.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to pull out the Alaskan bidet method.
by Nanna elson November 17, 2025
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Alaskan Snow Cave

Where a man ejaculates (cums) inside of a women's vagina (pussy) during sex then the women sits or straddles the man's face while the man is laying down and performs Cunnilingus (oral sex on the women.
by diemsiedoodlecakes November 18, 2025
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Alastair

He’s a mystical magical type of guy who likes horseriding , vodka blacks and blondes 😈
Alastair has arrived ..
by rainbowkaratecake December 3, 2025
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Alaskan ice grenade

When a male cums inside of a females anus grabs an ice cube shoves it in, and then blows in it. This will force the female to shoot out frozen cum like fragments of a grenade.
I asked a girl if I could show her an Alaskan ice grenade she said yes, but when I showed it to her halfway through the process it shot back up.
by Nuclearfart007 December 23, 2025
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Alaskan Doohickey

An object made when you take a shit into a boiling pot of sugar, let the sugar crystallize over your shit making a thin sugar layer. After it cools and hardens, you stick one end the sugar covered shit into your ass, and the other end in your best friend’s ass, you both then start going back and forth on it, bouncing into each other as you go. You do this until the sugar layer melts in your asses, leaving a sticking, but pleasing mess in your anuses.
Dude me and Jamal made an Alaskan Doohickey last night, you should make one some time
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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Alaster

An Alaster is essentially a human "main character" who hasn't quite realized the camera isn't rolling yet. He'll often be one of the most handsome guys you’ll ever lay eyes on with a physique that looks like it was sculpted just to make everyone else look average. He is a chaotic blend of pure genius and the kind of person who tries to push a door that clearly says pull, but he does it with such confidence that you start to wonder if the door is the one that's wrong.
He possesses a legendary level of sass that could power a small city, yet he manages to be the sweetest person in the room the moment you actually need him. An Alaster is the guy who will offer to help you move and then spend the whole time narrating your life choices, but he’ll also be the only one who stays until the last box is inside.
He’s got a "seize the day" energy that usually results in a great story or sometimes a very confusing, serious or concerning text message at 2:00 AM. To know an Alaster is to constantly be five seconds away from either a facepalm or a laughing fit. In short, he’s a total one-of-a-kind legend who makes everyone else look like they’re just NPCs in his world.
Ugh, he walked in looking like a total Alaster.
by CapybaraQueen January 4, 2026
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