Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.

He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help

by Pissplay November 23, 2022

Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend

That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike

by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021

Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.

OMG you're such a Mike's

by imhot24/7 June 08, 2023

Mike

Mike Hunt

You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt

by Golden Wind fan June 28, 2021

mike

you are weird. from tanna :)

mike is weird

by poop III August 03, 2020

mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 25, 2017

MIKE!

A really random saying that originated from public schools in Jersey City in the mid 2010s, used when somebody is getting grilled or embarrassed, especially if you really want to annoy them.

It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"

"Oh you broke your chromebook screen over winter break and they saying you have to pay for it? MIKE!"

by twweetop September 19, 2023