by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018
Get the utter wank stainmug. A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019
Get the Shitty Wank Demonmug. When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016
Get the stank n' wankmug. When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130
by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019
Get the Call of Duty Wankmug. by Whatconstipationlookslike October 30, 2020
Get the 30,000 Feet Wankmug. I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win
You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over
You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over
by torkyj February 3, 2020
Get the Wanked all overmug. A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.
Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'
by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023
Get the Jaws-Mode Wankmug.