Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022

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Jizz Bomb

|When one nuts into a condom until it's full then tying it and stomping on it, hence the name.

"Man, I made a jizz bomb and now there's cum fucking everywhere bro"

by Mia Dixie Rect October 05, 2019

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barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women

Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger

by BWJpriest June 06, 2024

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mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 31, 2022

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