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Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.
Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010
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drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.
I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.
by cheztay January 7, 2018
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Drunk Oligarch Syndrome

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles behavior frequently associated with the western stereotype of eastern oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023
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wet brain drunk

A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.
To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving testapparently he was a wet brain drunk.
by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023
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drunk the fuck up

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐
Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪
by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020
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angy drunk man

A sussy baka whos drunk asf and want more wives than Bartholomew and loves seggs
The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
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shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
by Attcus July 7, 2012
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