ugly stick

n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.

person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.

by uglystick July 7, 2011

ugly stick

a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots

"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."

"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"

"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"

by LSW Productions February 3, 2010

Magic Stick

A nigga who know how u please a female so good, she always comes back for more

Jennel staying with Carmelo, becuase he has that magic stick

by Carmelo February 4, 2004

Ugly stick

1.)A stick that people beat each other with to make each other ugly.
2.) An Ugly stick is also a fishing pole brand.

Molly was beat with a ugly stick and she never could be preety again.

by Joemama June 22, 2004

Sherm Stick

A cigarette dipped in embalming fluid.

by Buck Barrs October 13, 2003

drop stick

A drop stick is a very dry and mostly hollow stick that makes an extraordinarily pleasant sound when dropped on a hard surface.

Ned: Hey Zach check out this new drop stick!
drops stick
Zach: Oh wow! That's so satisfying, can I drop it?

by Awesomesaurusrex October 1, 2019

Stick Shift

When she's grabbing your dick and she starts cowgirling it, but now she doing that hot back and forth motion.

"Bro, do you know what a stick shift is?"
"Hell yeah, I had one last night."
"Damn, must have been a fast drift!"
"Yep, back and forth all night long!"

by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017