5 Seconds of Summer

Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.

Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"

by ledzeppelin1 August 19, 2014

5 dolla footlong

1. what you owe when you hook up with someone

"Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 dolla footlong"

by getitgirrrrrl March 19, 2009

4-5-94

The Day Music Died.

Hey did you know Kurt CObain was MURDERD on 4-5-94?....

by Nirvana_Kdc_Ftw March 28, 2009

Big Gay 5

The top 5 songs in "Gayville USA" as counted down on "Radio with a Twist," the syndicated gay-friendly radio program.

"Next up on the Big Gay 5 is your favorite sexy stud, John Mayer."

by Benwithatwist September 13, 2006

after 5 o'clock

Term used to describe unprofessionalism. Someone using profanity or vulgarity to ridicule or reprimand someone usually in a work environment. Synonymous with verbally "going off on someone".

"Joanie is usually good at handling complaints, but she went "after 5 o'clock" on that customer. I have never heard so many four letter words in a row."

by Jimi James February 6, 2008

5 course meal

Just a fatter version of a three course meal

Hey that girl is a 5 course meal

by Ten cups of yeast January 13, 2019

5 beers test

5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.

5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".

by denoument November 10, 2013