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5 Seconds of Summer

Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.
Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"
by ledzeppelin1 August 19, 2014
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5 dolla footlong

1. what you owe when you hook up with someone
"Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 dolla footlong"
by getitgirrrrrl March 19, 2009
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4-5-94

Hey did you know Kurt CObain was MURDERD on 4-5-94?....
by Nirvana_Kdc_Ftw March 28, 2009
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Big Gay 5

The top 5 songs in "Gayville USA" as counted down on "Radio with a Twist," the syndicated gay-friendly radio program.
"Next up on the Big Gay 5 is your favorite sexy stud, John Mayer."
by Benwithatwist September 13, 2006
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after 5 o'clock

Term used to describe unprofessionalism. Someone using profanity or vulgarity to ridicule or reprimand someone usually in a work environment. Synonymous with verbally "going off on someone".
"Joanie is usually good at handling complaints, but she went "after 5 o'clock" on that customer. I have never heard so many four letter words in a row."
by Jimi James February 6, 2008
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5 man switch

a 5 man switch is a term usually used in prison when a new inmate is added... when they take thier first shower 1 man grabs his left arm 1 grabs his right the 3rd guy grabs a leg and same with the 4th and the fifth gives him anal and they all switch after a period of time until everyone has had a turn.
"Boy if you don't straighten up me and my friends will give you the 5 man switch."
by T McBaggins February 18, 2010
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5 Dolla Hoe

A girl that act weird and stupid ,
You can make her believe everything you want
You just came home from a date and a friend asked how it was, You answer; "Man, She's a 5 Dolla Hoe!
by BlackIAm August 2, 2009
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