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Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.
"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."
by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008
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Suck my peen

When Tfue completely destroys somebody in fortnite
by meecahmouse September 26, 2018
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Suck me beautiful

What Oz from American Pie says to that college chick.
Oz - "Suck me beautiful."
College chick - *Busts out laughing* "What?"
Oz - "Suck me..beautiful?"
by Whos A Silly Girl September 28, 2008
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suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.
Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
by Streaks August 6, 2006
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suck my back

hey, you, yeah you, suck my back!
by novella July 24, 2006
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Suck My Turd

a quality come back when "get fucked" just won't do
BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night

TOM: Suck my turd dude
by SceneOne August 22, 2010
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How to suck dick

Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"
Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out
by Infopplneed October 30, 2019
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