by Hozedron May 9, 2024

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by you.is.a.thot November 6, 2019

Friend 1:"Hey do you want to go to 7 eleven to get some doritos?"
Friend 2:"Nah, looks like they're busy making a drug deal in there right now"
Friend 2:"Nah, looks like they're busy making a drug deal in there right now"
by anonymous September 8, 2021

I will establish my covenant between me and you, and your descendants after you throughout their generations for an everlasting covenant, to be God to you and to your descendants after you.
Hym "And there you have it! Genesis 17:7 That's the whole racket right there. The first breeder God is just the breeder who decides what happens and then he makes deals with other breeders so they get to be God and then that breeder hands it down to their kids. And if I want to do anything I'm not already doing then I'm evil. If I want to fuck and I'm not fucking 'Lust.' If I want money and I don't have money 'Greed.' It's all a racket to control the baby dicks. And of you figure it out their response is 'If you know you know (but knowing doesn't mean you're going to be able to do anything about it)' because there's always a quiet part they aren't saying out loud. They want to control your life forever... But they also like to have a little fun with it so they also torture you just a little... It's like the thing I'm doing but... In reverse... I'll save that one for later... But that's the funny part I just saw a video of a jiu jistu (yeah it IS disturbing and I was going to bring up the sound of silence next) video and the guy's losing, right? But his daughter jumps in and attacks the guy who's winning and the premise of the video is that HE'S a REAL man. Because that's what you're supposed to do. That's the deal. You let them win and they consider you a real person."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

On November 7th every girl who comes up to a guy which name starts with the letters J,O,F,M,C or L got to give you a Blowjob.
Girl: Wassup it’s November 7th and that means I can give u a blowjob whenever I want!
Boy which name starts with the letters J,O,F,M,C or L: Oh shit, thanks I guess.
Boy: later tonight?
Boy which name starts with the letters J,O,F,M,C or L: Oh shit, thanks I guess.
Boy: later tonight?
by Samalamadumaluma November 3, 2019

When something gets note 7'd it means that it exploded. This is because of the note 7 by samsung that had a defective battery. Samsung had to shut down all of these mobile phones to prevent more explosions from happening.
by staar1s June 5, 2023
