hot on my rocker

off your rocker but.. a little silly 😜

I was hot on my rocker after looking at five guys prices.

by hot rocker June 2, 2022

Light My Fire

If you like songs that are over six minutes long (7:09 to be exact) but only have about 1-2 minutes of lyrics, this song was made for you.

Light My Fire is one of the greatest songs of all time

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

My Own

Describes a connection with someone to whom you're referring. They can be a friend, a lover, a person you're simply talking to but feel connected to more deeply than just as an acquaintance. A way to refer to a person instead of using "man". Someone who's part of your crew, family or simply someone you want to be connected to.

Boy: hahahaha you are ridiculous
Girl: My own, laugh at me again and I'll smack you

by SwissCow June 3, 2022

My flip

How you greet your Filipino friends

Sup my flip

by Carrrlos June 3, 2022

My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).

Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*

by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022

Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022