take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.

Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.

by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

my party boots

a kick ass song by NOFX the greatest punk band ever!

Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots

I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.

by LYO45 April 25, 2009

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"

by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

apple of my caramel

A cute and cheeky way of showing affection!

A play on the saying “apple of my eye”

Person 1: You are the apple of my caramel
Person 2: Omg that’s so cute

by Tongahiti June 17, 2024