My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022

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My brown

Brown is someone you have known for less than a year, but they already changed your life for the better, the person you would talk to hours and hours without getting bored. They make you truly happy.

You’re my brown

by Tranberg March 23, 2022

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My turkey

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.

- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"

by MissHell666 March 24, 2022

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F up my S

A way to say fuck up my shit in polite company

Get lost man or you'll f up my s

by hep303 March 25, 2022

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“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

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