A place you go for 6hours to Monday to Friday every week where you learn how to fuck monkeys and learn how to give blowjobs
by Yee_haw_yee_haw_yee_haw April 1, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. by 459395 March 9, 2022
Get the FBI schoolmug. Guy 1: Yo, i went through school today, it was painful.
Guy 2: i feel bad for you
Guy 1: Its just a burning memory
Guy 2: *instrumental*
Guy 2: i feel bad for you
Guy 1: Its just a burning memory
Guy 2: *instrumental*
by BlurpleFox April 9, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. 
A person (Usually in Middle School) that wears the cuntiest outfits (designer handbags, etc.), known for their outfits, and just loves being extra for school.
by BimboCunt March 25, 2024
Get the School Socialitemug. when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
Get the new school syndromemug. by AverageGuyONDASTEET February 28, 2022
Get the Schoolmug.