skutchin on my fritches

Squashing ones steez. Break my balls. To disturb, or make discontent.
Harsh ones mellow.

"Man, why you gotta be skutchin on my fritches"
"The way my boss has been nagging me really skutches my fritches"

by JahMoney December 6, 2016

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

Ice my cake

Cumming (icing) on somebody's ass (cake)

"I want you to ice my cake."
"You want me to cum on your ass? Bet."

by Ya girl, Izzy July 23, 2022

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020