National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

End of days

The days approaching the end of society as we know it; be it from divine intervention, corrupt politicians, a revolution, total dystopia, or extinction/enslavement of the human species.

Synonyms: rapture, apocalypse, judgement day, dystopia

Those damn politicians keep passing laws to control people, we either revolt or comply, either way, we are getting closer to the end of days

by STL446 September 6, 2023

National kiss a flute player day

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023

hot pics day

on the 15th of december If someone asks for hot pics you have to send them

dave: send me hot pics
lily: no
dave: it’s 15th of December tho
lily: so?
dave: it’s hot pics day
lily: damn ok

by sussyboi December 8, 2021

Pancake Day

Going to the cafeteria during pancake day to steal multiple tubs of syrup and pancakes (your choice). Then, you and a buddy will bring said items to the bathroom, where you pour the syrup slowly into a toilet (or urinal of you're male). When the syrup is all gone, put the pancakes into the toilet (or urinal) as well, and wait for an unassuming bystander to enter the bathroom.

Friend 1: What's the syrup and pancakes for?
Friend 2: Come to the bathroom, it's pancake day!
*Friend 1 walks into the bathroom to see a sticky situation*

by allthingssyrup123123123 February 1, 2025

BDD (bad dick day) :(

A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.

B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."

BDD (bad dick day) :(

by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023

Day day

Has growing disorder

That young rapper day day is 27

by Gohandabs420 March 19, 2021