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School

Noun /sku l/
1. A hard drive making machine
2. A mechanism to induce depression

Verb /sku l/
1. To make hard drives out of human flesh
2. To induce depression into young people

Collective Noun /sku l/
1. Young people suffering from depression

Eg. A school of depressed students
The school has produced many obedient but uncreative group of people
People have been schooled since the Industrial Revolution
A school of young people are looking at their results for the last test
by AStupidPersonhere May 25, 2023
mugGet the Schoolmug.

Eagle Rock High School

A school where all hispanic kids say the n word and all the girls say that they have a boyfriend, this school is ghetto as fuck.
Yo bro, did you go to that ghetto ass Eagle Rock High School
by ChickenChocker69 February 21, 2024
mugGet the Eagle Rock High Schoolmug.

FBI school

A school for Those who want to work for the government
I want to go to a FBI school so bad
by 459395 March 9, 2022
mugGet the FBI schoolmug.

Oak hill Middle School

A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.
by Ohmshater456 November 2, 2021
mugGet the Oak hill Middle Schoolmug.

School

An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.

Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
What's that place with bunch of depressed kids?
Oh, that is a school.
by Captain Bruce June 17, 2021
mugGet the Schoolmug.

EP School

It’s a fucking shithole I hate the fucking place EP is a fucking shithole
“I hate EP school
Fuck off james you fat prick”
by Black baby yoda January 26, 2023
mugGet the EP Schoolmug.

West Branch High School

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there
by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021
mugGet the West Branch High Schoolmug.

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