Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

your mother

a more complex way of saying ur mom to someone

ex: "john, what are you doing after school?"
"im doing your mother"

by kwjsdzikv.am/hvia May 4, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months

Your mom is one to fuck.

by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023

delete your feet

when you delete your feet you cant move.

i just went on an delete your feet yesterday, and now you cant move.

by peeps get yeeted June 16, 2023

yup your banned

A phrase CaseOh says when they make a really terrible joke at him.

Person In Chat: Your built like a 1 by 1 lego piece.
CaseOh: Built like a- ... yup your banned.

by ivyandjuli March 9, 2024

National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!

"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday

by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023

Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.

Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022