pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
by MajorKade October 17, 2015
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trump dick

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!
by lijordon January 26, 2017
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Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex
Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!
by fuckshitbitch December 06, 2018
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Tricky Dick

When a man is at a strip club standing on the floor in front of a waist-high stage with both arms raised and fingering 2 different strippers who are standing above him simultaneously at his left and his right, thus resembling Richard Nixon’s iconic “raised arms with double peace fingers” in American culture.
Yo dude, check it out, Rich is giving those 2 strippers a “tricky dick!” He must be ambidextrous.
by Kindogg11 March 31, 2019
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Tittie Dick

A person who places their penis in between male or female breasts.
"He just tittie dicked that bitch"
"Look at that tittie dick over there dicking those titties."
by Derick Ruhl October 05, 2020
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Nigga Dicked

When ur homeboy sees you sleepin ass up during the group sleep over and proceeds to lay pipe upon your slumbering cheeks. Can only be performed by a straight male. If gay men perform this act, it is not nigga dicked, it is rape.
Ex 1: Little tommy got Nigga Dicked by Tyrone during the brink of dawn. Tommy will never be the same again.
Ex 2: Listen boys, whoever falls asleep first finna get nigga dicked tonight :. *Group Cheers in Excitement*
by THE MASTER MAN 117 May 06, 2025
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Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
by November 13, 2022
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