School

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

"School is the worst seven crappy hours of our lives"

by Johnnytestkid November 21, 2018

Eagle Rock High School

A school where all hispanic kids say the n word and all the girls say that they have a boyfriend, this school is ghetto as fuck.

Yo bro, did you go to that ghetto ass Eagle Rock High School

by ChickenChocker69 February 21, 2024

Eastside Christian School

A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.

“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”

by No please June 23, 2021

Laing middle school

The best shit in town

Laing middle school is hot like the People there

by Weedboy69 May 3, 2017

public school system

shit
i'm a 34 yo man who works at retail, I know what damn well what I'm talking about.

1: the damn american school with them shitty teachers pisses me off.

2: Blame the public school system

by aidetaut November 3, 2022

School

Jail

1: Omg! Look at how pretty that school is!!
2: You mean jail?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

School

A child labor law violation that has not became illegal yet. Or in other words, just a hellhole that drags children in and forces them to sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs and listen to teachers drone on about different things that most of us wont use in our everyday lives. Heres an example. The schools celebrate Columbus day in which the day where Christopher Columbus discovered America some 2000 years ago. But, if America was discovered 2000 years ago, what was the land called when the Native Americans arrived? Thats right my intellectualls and non-intellectuals. AMERICA. School tells lies and or things we will never use. Take this example. Johnny always wanted to be a bus driver. He became a bus driver when he was older. Did he need to know how to divide fractions? No. Did he need to know what a predicate was? No. Did he need to know what atoms and molecules are? No. School is a waste of time and energy. Kids should be working on things that will actually benefit them in the long run, rather than just one specific career that they may or may not choose to do.

Mary: What is that gateway to Hell over there?
Johnny: Oh thats just school.

by Literal Fucking Shit May 9, 2021