Chla Dick

A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.

Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .

by Wedwow November 6, 2023

National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

Dick rider

Garland locals

“Let’s skate garland”

“Nah (dick rider)”

by Hot curry October 17, 2023

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 5, 2017

Dick

big stick that is used for reproduction

He is fapping his dick in front of me

by Forever new September 21, 2022

Dick

Its the thing that i use to fill your mums mouth

i mana sou:hose to dick sou mesa mou
Egw:okkkkkk kai tis to vazo vathia

by kingaris_pro November 22, 2021

suck my dick day

give me that good good ha

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”

by for the boys xx August 2, 2021