Wow I just interrogated a girl who said something funny like “it smells like ass” my ass must not be equilibrated (no ass equilibrium)
by Mibrhim555 March 4, 2022
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An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
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Soulja Boy,
Dan Reynolds,
Bubba Sparxxx,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
Juelz Santana,
Fabolous,
Gucci Mane,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Chief Keef,
Cam'ron,
Lil Uzi Vert,
Daddy Yankee,
Yung Joc,
Shawty Low,
Kid Rock,
Yo Gotti,
Paul Wall,
French Montana,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Everlast,
Future,
Migos,
etc...
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Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance
Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance
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