Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 05, 2022

Your mom

Got em

Your mom is gay

by A GHuijdwi0h9un53riw0efb August 30, 2022

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017

Your Indigo.

your indigo is somebody that doesn't care who you are,as long as your kind hearted your Indigo will love you forever. they care for you so much to the point where you cant imagine yourself living without them. sometimes indigo will be upset one day but they instantly cheer up when they see your face.

person 1: I'm so depressed bro.

person 2: it's ok, I'll be your indigo.

by meowsbrainxx June 02, 2023