Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

all balls, no dick

That guy who is always talking big and bad, but never actually doing anything about it.

Andy wanted people to believe he was a tough guy but he’s all balls, no dick.

by Ohsosoxy August 28, 2023

Dick

Dick, the thing that goes inside of objects and makes baby’s

The dick went in the object

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.

For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."

by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023

Dick

Trees r dicks.

When I’m plying disc golf and I throw my disc on a great line and a Tree Jumps into my line and messes up my throw then I yell “TREE R DICKS”!!

by Treerdicks.com August 12, 2022

dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

Downing dick

Making your family a nice warm dinner

Person 1: "Hey guys I'm downing dick tonight!
Person 2: "Aww thanks honey!"

by Anon15392 June 5, 2023