Person 1: It’s a singing dick!!!
Person 2: Dicks can’t sing, you ass croissant.
Person 1: Yes they can! Look!
Person 2: Holy shit????
Person 2: Dicks can’t sing, you ass croissant.
Person 1: Yes they can! Look!
Person 2: Holy shit????
by Thepenisbehindtheslaughter April 16, 2024
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by andi elefsen January 21, 2023
When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
by Colt 40 Feinberg April 01, 2021
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1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.
2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.
3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.
4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.
3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.
4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."
Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."
2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."
Girl 2: "What a trooper."
3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."
4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."
2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."
Girl 2: "What a trooper."
3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."
4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 03, 2021