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Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.
Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.
by gregben September 30, 2023
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You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens
Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”
by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021
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u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood
Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess
by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017
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Tom wood

Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.

Don t let that go
Watch out Tom wood big unit 6 is coming and he's a true man true legend
by TMTL180 January 14, 2019
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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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Wood

British slang for 'penis'.
Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.
by DarkestMan July 5, 2021
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wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020
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