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Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).
All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).
Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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Famous Hot Wiener

The sexual act originating in Hanover PA where a man slathers his wiener in beef chili and liquid cheese and then has intercourse with a large farm animal, preferably a cow, but a horse will also suffice in a pinch.
Hey man did you hear that Scott got fired from his job because he got caught giving the cow in the field across from his work the Famous Hot Wiener?!
by HarryHenderssson April 19, 2023
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Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.
I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.
by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023
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you burnt my wiener

you messed me up
“Dude, you burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier
by gggMer11 June 21, 2025
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burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up
“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier
by gggMer11 June 21, 2025
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