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ur mom

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom
by ghghhghg October 19, 2019
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Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.
Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)
by Coolman29 June 17, 2018
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ur mom

What books do we need for school? Ur mom!!!
by umommy is a doggy March 5, 2021
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ur mum

ur mum is heckin gay
by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018
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ur mom

being gay when u roast someoe
ur mom is so fat
by avra354 May 11, 2023
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Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found
Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....
by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024
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ur mom

the best response to any non yes or no question can be stopped by no u
jim:what was that?
bob:ur mom
jim:no u
bob: hi mom
by i have no name bruh June 21, 2022
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