hairy turtle 

A term for a person's pubic hair or bush that has a bald spot.

Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).

It seems that most men pride themselves on the cleanliness of their hairy turtle, rather than remove it.

hairy turtle by Innuendo Mistress October 30, 2010

Holy turtle penis 

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

Holy turtle penis by stevewolf May 11, 2012

Snapping Turtle

Someone who takes a long time to snap back

Jake: Damn Jacob play that music!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!

Snapping Turtle by WildThang903 July 27, 2016

Awkward turtle 

This is the mascot for an awkward moment.

It is done by placeing your hands on top of each other, and spining your thumbs forward in a circular motion. This creats the creature know as awkward turtle.

Unlike American sign language this actually is the sign for turtle in British sign language.

YOU

"You only get Aids from sexing up monkeys"

PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU

"I have Aids"

YOU

"haha awkward turtle"

Awkward turtle by kat123xx August 20, 2011

awkward turtle 

1. Something that should never be used 2. When an awkward moment occurr, you place one hand face down in the air. Carely(very carefully) place you second hand on top of the first facing the same way. Your thumbs should now be on opposite sides and you wiggling them in a forward position when the awkward moment happens. By that point, you should probably walk away from whatever you are doing.

Bruce lee:Yeah, last week, i was taking a piss and i realized i had a wart on my penis.
ChuckNorris: I would do the awkward turtle, but im chuck norris and I'm way too cool for that and it reminds of this one fat annoying girl from high school.

awkward turtle by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

painted turtle 

sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.

non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."

painted turtle by Brent Roehrich August 18, 2006

Thirsty Turtle 

Your partner is thirsty and you have a turtle head poking out. You shit in her mouth but she's still thirsty so she goes around to the front to blow you (with shit still in her mouth) until you have fully satisfied her thirst.

v. I had to shit so the she gave me a thirsty turtle.

n. Bobby's stripper was one thirsty turtle!

Thirsty Turtle by BMF-Bobby September 26, 2008