Turkey Burbler

tur-key bur-bler

noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.

Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?

by amydawn187 January 21, 2019

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 30, 2022

turkey poppers

Long nipples that stick out like the plastic thermometer does on a frozen turkey when it's ready.

Check out the turkey poppers on her!

by hogballs73 December 16, 2014

Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 02, 2022

Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 02, 2022

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018

turkey sleeve

Vagina

Man. I fucked Amy last night. You should have seen the turkey sleeve on that one!

by cakesnshit November 09, 2014