A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.
by rtil March 27, 2005
Get the Tom Goes to the Mayormug. Tom hardy is a plain and boring person who is usually known to be small in every way(cough cough...hint hint).
Most likely to be a virgin for their whole life and for fun likes to knit.
Their idea of banging tunes are who let the dogs out and u can’t touch this...
They spend most nights alone due to their lack of mates and consequently leaves them without a girl in their life...usually leading to them questioning their sexuality.
They are also well known for carrying diseases like maggot infestation...the only pros of getting with some hunk of a dude called Tom hardy is that he has plump buttocks.
Most likely to be a virgin for their whole life and for fun likes to knit.
Their idea of banging tunes are who let the dogs out and u can’t touch this...
They spend most nights alone due to their lack of mates and consequently leaves them without a girl in their life...usually leading to them questioning their sexuality.
They are also well known for carrying diseases like maggot infestation...the only pros of getting with some hunk of a dude called Tom hardy is that he has plump buttocks.
by Jamieee03 August 25, 2019
Get the Tom hardymug. When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
by ForScience234 April 2, 2022
Get the Tom Daley Poopmug. Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.
Takes his pants off when he senses danger.
Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.
If you know him, you’re lucky.
Takes his pants off when he senses danger.
Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.
If you know him, you’re lucky.
by Not the Rams QB November 10, 2022
Get the Tom from the Sacmug. by justdia October 30, 2020
Get the Testicle Tom-Samamug. Those psychotic girls/boys that like a mass murderer
Warning: Because what you show them
rules:
1.No white slime
2. Basically nothing white or brown
Warning: Because what you show them
rules:
1.No white slime
2. Basically nothing white or brown
person 1: Have you heard of tom riddle stans?
person 2: yeah those psychotic girls/boys that like a mass murderer
person: I was going to say annoying but that sums it all up
person 2: yeah those psychotic girls/boys that like a mass murderer
person: I was going to say annoying but that sums it all up
by HP official dictionary March 22, 2021
Get the Tom riddle stansmug. Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.
pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)
"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?
"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"
A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"
etc etc etc
(On a political site)
"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?
"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"
A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"
etc etc etc
by 555555555555555555555555555556 November 11, 2011
Get the pulling a tom wargomug.