Classically Based

A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.

Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 14, 2022

8585th base

8585th base is while Vida is tryna fit her mouth from both hami and Amir’s balls while she’s getting fucked from arsham all at the same time.

“Yo delband you’re not gonna believe this”
- “Whats up Vida?”
“I just had a 8585th base!”
- “No way! How was it?”
“The balls tasted great!”

by Cyber Dadddy August 27, 2022

Classically Based

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.

That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.

He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.

by Frellcon July 20, 2025

based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

Based

Based occurs and is said when someone cancels out their own argument or another persons argument, typically using their own words or talking points against them or when someone proves that they agree with what they’re trying to contradict. Can also be used for someone who cancels out an action that results in an unintended consequence.

Ex If someone says air pollution is horrible, and then you say well stop driving your car, that’s based.

Ex person A:Biden is not my president

Person b: just because you don’t like him doesn’t mean he’s not your president

Person A: he’s not my president I live in Canada

AOC tweets out to not buy from GOYA, Goya’s stock and sales go up, then ceo labels her as employee of the month, that’s based

Crazy rich Asians movie: women walks in, tries to book a room, dipshit doorman refuses, husband walks in and owns the place, that’s based

by HarrisburgPa717 January 22, 2021