The Captain’s Special

After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.

The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.

by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023

Captain Boomerang

THE GREATEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

"Oh that character is pretty cool."

"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"

"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"

by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Captain Whiney

A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.

Captain Whiney has complained about someone getting his OCs wrong.

by MM132 August 8, 2020

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Captain's Wafers

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

Captain save a ho

Wanting to be a super muhfucka but end up looking like a dumbass.

Exp; *Random person getting jump*

*they friend come up*

friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.

*one of the person jumping his friend*

Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.

Jumper 2: exactly

by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025