teen tit

Affectionate term used by 20 somethings and 30 somethings to describe hot teenage girls

Can't come to the bar tonight. Spending time with teen tit.

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler April 9, 2006

cheescake tits

large flappy tits usually succumbed by eating cheescake and or other fatty foods

Liz Rennie has some damn cheescake tits

by Tommy Ammundson July 6, 2006

fish tits

A phrase which can be used just about anywhere.

Also, the tits of a fish.

"How are you today fucking?"
"FISH TITS"

"Did you write that paper yet?"
"Yea, I did it fish tits ago."

by Meats April 17, 2007

Pepperoni Tits

Big, red and often times irritated, scabby nipples.

It is important to note that those afflicted with 'pepperoni tits' have a penchant for going shirtless while wearing tight shorts. They also tend to sport very unfortunate haircuts.

Dude, why is Alan Roberts always showing off his pepperoni tits during gym class?

by Louis Pappan January 23, 2004

Krispie Tits

When you are with a girl who has fake boobs but the implants have lost their fluid, therefore leaving the bag an empty shell inside of her chest. When you grab the breasts all you hear is the sound ""snap crackle pop"

"That damn water bra gave the illusion of big full breasts but when i got it off all i felt was those damn krispie tits"

by The Balloon Nazis September 19, 2009

weiner tits

Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.

Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!

Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!

by crystal_method01 May 11, 2011