Little Timmy; Hey mom, how do you plan on taking those gummy bears from the candy shop into the movies?
Mom: I'm simply going to sneak them in by tucking them away up in my pussy purse.
Son: I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth.
Mom: I'm simply going to sneak them in by tucking them away up in my pussy purse.
Son: I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth.
by reDICKulous Definitions June 21, 2015
Terry: "Did you see Shantell over there?"
Mike: "No, where?"
Terry: "Shes looking fine doing Pussy Crushers in the corner"
Mike: "No, where?"
Terry: "Shes looking fine doing Pussy Crushers in the corner"
by FillaKK April 18, 2022
by Septic Ninja August 31, 2019
Person A- man that reapiar was challenging but came out perfect.
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!
by Mrdevilspikes June 15, 2017
When a womans vagina was fucked by a man who had his penis covered in the liquid inside of glowsticks
by Kaine Griffis July 22, 2021
by emperor37 March 01, 2016
Goddammit mom you're such a pussy sheild!!!
Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.
Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.
by Carosuckedwilliam February 10, 2017