Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman

Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.

by bizzeb August 27, 2019

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Ham

HAM = stands for hollie and sam , but it’s not to be

Sam is Leagues below

Very below of Ham

by Heheheheh haha October 16, 2023

Ham

This is when your pussy stink but it ain’t fishy

Wow my pussy stink of ham

by JapaneseElderlyMan June 21, 2019

Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 13, 2011

HAM

A cornball
A lame
Somebody who falls for anything
A goofy
It could also mean getting played
A dweeb

say you tryna talk to a girl and she play you or tryna act like you ain't you,, then if I was right there I would be like damn bro she just hammed you or you can be like damn I just hammed It could also mean you finessed somebody Soon as he send the money ima ham his ass in other words he not getting shit

by mr.chosen May 9, 2025