my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023

Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 28, 2010

third great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male third cousin.

My third great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Uncle whore

Someone who willing sleeps with there uncle

That chick is an uncle whore

by The.one.the.only January 1, 2019

Blakes Uncle

Blakes Uncle is aamong us ussy imposter who eats da cupcakes, also, i go to the homeless shelter and * *** * **

Blakes uncle is hella sus

by Blakes Uncle August 12, 2022

uncle pricky

A chubby chaser.....

"Damn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pricky on the kool aid lady."
"Uncle pricky?"
"You know, hes about to mow a really big lawn"............

by Good Ole Tainty November 22, 2011

Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025