muffin-blower

one fly mo fucker thats got cats out the wazoo

Jake is one pimp muffin-blower!

by bost November 6, 2003

fudger muffin

To be used as an insult
To be used as a funneh name
Or to act retarded in huge crowds

Person 1: I hate you!

Person 2: FINE!!

Person 1: You....YOU FUDGER MUFFIN!!

by Fudger Muffin December 5, 2007

Frumpy Muffins

One sexy cat with a bit of a twisted mood.

Good morning frumpy muffins! (said as the cat awakes with a frown.

by Frumperella January 28, 2004

Muffin Man

Fat Bastard, that devours box after box of mini-muffins. See Sloth

Damn Finley, you just devoured your eleventh box in 5 minutes!!!

by Phate May 13, 2003

muffin tops

a breast which doesnt quite fit into todays form fitting bras creeping over the top.

Obviously that bra doesnt fit; look at her muffin tops

by deebow68 August 27, 2005

Mad muffin disease

An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.

Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it

Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease

by Double triple July 17, 2016

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009